oh what the fuck....i was looking up movies i was thinking about seeing to see if i should waste my time and i found out that Van Helsing is NOT the story of how the good doctor's family is brutally sucked dry by Dracula, thus driving Van Helsing to become the expert on all things vampirey in order to avenge his loved ones. instead, its a total gay-up directed by the moron who made The Mummy. apparently its stuffed full of expensive special effects (much like Underworld....) and the plot involves the doctor and some hot chick in velvet traipsing around Europe killing mummies, vampires and wolfmen. i'm guessing that no one involved ever even READ Dracula. sure, the movie may be based on an anime, but what the hell is the point of that....if its an anime, KEEP it as an anime....just think of what an unforgivable fuckup it would be if someone tried to make a live-action Akira or something....

i hope Bram Stoker rises from the dead and feeds upon the cast and crew on opening night. >:

my opinion on ADD and other such "disorders" in young children:

kids are, by nature, hyperactive. people are so disillusioned in this society that they think having children is going to be a Kodak moment 24/7, and that their child will be the most perfect, precious little angel ever to scream angelically for no reason in a large, crowded public area. so when their wonderful little bundle of snot-nosed joy acts like a normal child, with an active imagination, little interest in sitting quietly in a classroom full of other kiddies and bursts of obnoxiousness (or just plain reacts in a normal hyper manner to all the sugar in the typical American brat's diet) they rush their baby off to the doctor for a quick fix. and the pediatricians, being irresponsible morons themselves, happily dispense the larva tranquilizers to the sugar-filled wigglers. because of their parents refusal to accept the reality of the downside to having children and to let go of their dream of a picture-perfect family, the kids pay. and this is really WHY i never ever want to have kids (other than ruining my vagina); i understand that having kids is mostly just a big messy mess, and rarely ever idyllic in any way.

also, people who use artificial insemination and/or fertility drugs still just PISS ME OFF. greedy self centered fuckers....you have enough money to pay for the procedure and to raise the multiple hatchlings it produces, yet you dont care enough to adopt one of the millions of homeless children that already exist (an option that would probly be about equal in money and time invested). MOTHERFUCKERS. >: