Mr. Rogers is playing Make Believe with Jim Henson in the big PBS studio in the sky..

hmm, i had an idea for a series of comic strips but i don't know how well it would work....i think i would call it Penguins in Hats, because thats what it would be about. the penguins would just be different characters, and the hats are so you can tell them apart. like i'd give one a beret, one a cowboy hat, one a top hat, etc. i guess they'd have adventures. i don't know what kind, i just thought of this less than an hour ago so it hasn't had adequate time to steep in my brain juices. if you have any suggestions, please tell me.
on another comic-related note, i have no idea how long The Foibles of Dr. Frankenwich is gonna end up being. so far its three pages, and i'm at the part where they've reassembled the baloney sandwich and just realized the mayonnaise they used was really really fucking old. so next the baloney sandwich goes on a fridge-wide rampage, but i think i might have it somehow escape the fridge and terrorize the rest of the kitchen. maybe someone will open the fridge and let it out, or take it out to eat it. i think they might take it out to eat it, but then they leave the kitchen for a sec, and the baloney sandwich scares the fruit bowl or something, and then the person comes back and realizes the mayo is no good and down the garbage disposal goes the scary baloney sandwich....i need to think of some other refrigerator adventures, too. like, i don't know, The Day the Spaghetti Walked or something. i don't know what that would be about.
well, i'm supposed to be working on my creative writing homework so i should get back to that....its a story about Prince Wuss, the prince who insists that his parents lock him in the tower and feed him crusts of bread through a slot in the door while he waits for a brave princess to rescue him. yeehaw.
i'm hungry so food break and back to work.

i think i'm discontinuing Crappy Poetry Tuesdays, when i miss a Tuesday i usually don't get around to posting and...yeah. but i'll still post crappy old poems occasionally.

i wish i knew what was making my allergies act up. maybe i'm allergic to snow. or at least winter. its probly just all the dusty moldy rotting wintery crap everywhere. i fucking hate this season.

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Christ on a stuffed crust pizza, i didn't even know there was a goth chick on Sifl & Olly!! figures...just fucking figures.

i really can't think of anything else to say. ummmmm Fear Factor is a neato show. i like watching people making fools of themselves. ahh reality tv...you never fail to provide total morons a venue for their self-centered antics....

ok, i apologize for saying "Christ on a stuffed crust pizza" earlier, that was really dumb. i don't think its any better than "sweet baby Jesus on toast" (what i would normally say) tho, so its all good. somehow. maybe i'm tired. yeah, thats probly it. but since its only about 10:40, i won't even begin to acknowledge or do anything about the tiredness for another hour and a half probly...so yeah.

also, Zack is the best boyfriend ever and i love him more than Jesus and Michael Jackson combined love children (but minus the pedophelia).

ummmmm sup...Sundays are so ick. the Tamagotchi died...a couple days ago...but it wouldn't turn into Conan so its ok, and now that its dead it doesn't have to be taken care of so its all good i guess. also i still don't have a job and Subway said they would call me whether or not i got the job but that was like over a week ago so i probly should call them, which i will do either today or tomorrow (tho i have been saying i'll do it for the past few days but whatever). anywho, yeah, so i'm still unemployed and if anyone can put in a good word for me anywhere or something, that would rock, i really really really need a job.
also, macs are shitty. i only missed the first minute maybe of the Continental last night, which was ok since i still got to see the rest of it. "The hand cream, it is the shiznit!"...the quote went something like that...whatever, it was funny. and then the sketch with the raft...that was great too. and i thought it was cool that Will Ferrell came and did a "lovers" sketch, those are funny. yeah....
i had a dream about Jelly Bellys last night, well, the dream wasn't just about them but they were there...seriously, proof that i dream at least partly in color = me correctly identifying flavors of Jelly Bellys by sight in a dream. there were a lot of grapefruit ones in that bag...lots of plum ones too. and my mind fabricated a cookies n cream kind that was pretty cool, maybe it was meant to be vanilla bean because thats white with black spots too, but the spots were bigger and it totally dream-tasted like cookies n cream. i ought to write to Jelly Belly and tell them to make a cookies n cream flavor, who's with me? i also think we need to see more blackberry ones. they exist, but you never actually see them anywhere. and pumpkin pie ones should be made year round...so should all their holiday flavors tho. haha, i'm a Jelly Belly nut, they're definitely my favorite candy, just because theres so many damn flavors. i really really want one of those big Jelly Belly dispensers, you know, like the coin-operated candy dispensers and they sell them at like novelty shops and i would fill it with only yummy flavors, no peanut butter or cinnamon allowed. and it would always be full and it would rock. so, when i move out, if anyone wants to buy me a house-warming present...you know what to buy. ok, i'm kidding...those things are probly expensive, so you can all chip in!!! ok, still kidding, i don't expect anyone to buy me things just for moving out, thats silly, probly i'll just buy it with my birthday money if i don't need it for other things (which i probly will). or i'll just ask my parents to get me one for my birthday. i just told my dad thats what i wanted for my birthday, actually, but since its February and my birthday isn't until June, he said he'd probly forget and to tell my mom...however she's asleep and also would probly forget. but i won't!
i'm weird, i'm sorry for ranting about Jelly Belly dispensers. was that a rant tho? i don't know, i'm bored so i'm just writing whatever i can think of to write pretty much.
today in the paper i saw this big article on the front page of the sports section about that kid from BHS. think someday he'll be an NBA player and we'll all be able to say "that kid went to my school!"? it looks likely. so, i would advise everyone to become bestest buddies with him, because you never know how generous he'll be with his money once he's, like, rolling in it. haha...i don't know him at all. of course i recognize him when i see him, but i've never spoken to him. oh well, hopefully someone i do know will make it big and i'll be able to mooch off of them. COULD IT BE YOU???