FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK. if you love macs, you can fucking go to hell because you are a fucking dumbass. you can take your shitty macs and fuck yourself with them for all i care. this is like, the fifth blog entry AT LEAST, out of all my entries (and there really aren't too many) that i had been just about to post and my computer totally crashed on me. i don't know why it chooses moments like that to crash all the time.

anyway, there was a nice entry in here about how i might see if i can get anywhere with my comics and my short stories.
also my opinion of My Big Fat Greek Wedding (which btw i thought was not amusing in the least because it was a very typical movie about a grossly stereotyped ethnicity...like making a movie about typical black people and the daughter dates a conservative white guy or something...its been done and it was never funny).

now i'm missing SNL and that fucking blows because its Christopher Walken and even tho he scares the hell out of me, hes really really funny and i hope i dont miss the Continental sketch hes sure to do, i love those.

also, i love Zack!!!

virtual pets are cute...useless, yet cute...Zack recently revived his old Tamagotchi and we've been trying to raise it into the secret Conan-esque Tamagotchi (seriously, it looks like Conan) but so far no luck.

he's commonly called "Bill" or "the foreigner" because i guess he's supposed to look like an American, and his official name is Oyajichi. he so totally looks like Conan.

stupid blogger and its stupid not working...and stupid everything...but yeah.
everyone should watch the Jimmy Kimmel show tonight (Thursday the 20th...well, technically Friday the 21st but i don't want to confuse people...at 12:05 on ABC) because KAIJU BIG BATTEL!! OMG!!!!!!! everyone should watch because it will be awesome. i promise.
yeah, check out their website, you will witness the awesomeness.

i've been watching a lot of movies lately. well, more than normal for me, usually i neevr watch any movies, but lately there just hasn't been anything better to do. i think i might go see the 2 Towers sometime before vacation is done, just so i can enjoy it once before my family ruins that one for me, too.
the other night i watched Snatch, Can't Hardly Wait and John Carpenter's Vampires. Snatch was great, despite the fact that you could barely tell what Brad Pitt was saying, but that was sort of the point i guess. apparently on the DVD version you can choose to just have the caption on for the gypsies because they're almost completely unintelligible. but anyway, it was a really really great movie and everyone should see it.
Can't Hardly Wait i had seen several times before but it still holds my attention because, really, the jokes are decent, the stereotypes are played out very well, and even if you're sick of the plot you can just watch the people in the background. there's also an awful lot of people in that movie that i recognize from things they have since been in. for example, when the nerd, William, is heading into the kitchen to where the keg is, he passes a girl contemplating a banana. that girl went on to play Tara on Buffy...you know, Willow's lesbian witch lover. Tara is apparently dead now, and because i don't get a chance to watch the show as much as i'd like to, i never found out how she died, but damn, i saw what it did to Willow...she went so evil her eyes and hair turned black and then she tried to destroy the world. anyway, there were some other people in the movie that i recognized. like in the scene where Seth Green's character, Kenny, is sitting there listening to the sad Asian girl's conversation, the Asian girl's friend is the same chick who played Mary Cherry on Popular. also, the hippie girl who was cutting soda can rings and then called everyone sheep and started baaing at them, thats Sara Rue, the chick who played Carmen on Popular. i miss Popular, that was a great show....and the klepto guy, he was in like Crash Bandicoot commercials i think, the one with the guy in the Crash suit going "booyah." i think thats right....the drummer in the band that never actually plays might be the guy who plays Turk on Scrubs....i'm sure theres more but theres a whole damn lot of people in that movie so....yeah.
and John Carpenter's Vampires...was lame. i did like the vampire, Valek, he had a nice style. like when he busts in on the vampire slayers' party at the hotel, one of the slayers opens the door and Valek's all STAB with his claws and then SLICE in an upwards motion...and the guy like falls in 2 pieces...and then he proceeds to kill most of the occupants of the room, slayers, hookers, priest, cop, etc, in equally gruesome ways. so the action scenes were decent, but the movie itself sucked.
also, me and Zack watched The Big Lebowski. that was fucking awesome. if you haven't seen it, do so soon. i don't have to tell you what its about because you've probly already seen it but if you haven't it doesn't matter because its the kind of movie that just kind of takes you along with it as it goes (like it does to the poor Dude).
me and Zack also attempted to watch DareDevil yesterday, but we only got about halfway through because it was immensely retarded and lame. seriously, don't waste your money, or your time. theres a lot better things to do with an hour and a half. like hammering rusty spikes into your eyes.

as you can see, the old Bloggeroo's fucked up again...where are my comments??? and why is everything centered again oh why god why???

anywho, i'm insanely bored today. there is nothing to do. not even cleaning my room...i totally finished that yesterday what with the vacuuming and stuff. the vacuum cleaner's carpet mode is broken, so i can't vacuum anything else in the house, which is a shame as its filthy and disgusting here. its kind of my dads fault, he promised me he'd fix it before he left and obviously he didn't.

i'm kinda pissed cuz my mom once again rented an assload of movies, none of which i care about in the least. Star Wars episodes 1 and 2 (i haven't seen the second but from what i heard of the soundtrack from up here, its obnoxious and i don't care about Star Wars anyway) and Signs, which because of its being directed by the assfuck who did the Sixth Sense, i have negative interest in, even tho it may have promise because Mel Gibson can act and, well, Bruce Willis blows livestock, like the whole damn farm, including even the chickens (roosters i guess) maybe. i forget what the other 2 movies were, i think one of them might actually be the extended version of the fucking Fellowship of the Ring AGAIN...honestly, how many times can some people watch a fucking movie?? if i see another hobbit on the fucking TV screen i will fucking put my boot through its stupid little nappy-ass head!!! you see why my interest in the 2 Towers is dampened. well, maybe i'll go see that this week actually, because i might as well enjoy it once before my fucking family ruins that for me, too.

because i'm bored and thinking of movies, i'm going to make a list of movies i actually do not mind watching and will NOT bitch while watching (which is really a rare thing...i can't stand most movies and make obnoxious comments about how much they suck all through them). there's really no point to this, i'm just uber-bored and maybe i'll think of a movie to tell my mom to go rent or something.
some of these movies are my favorites, i guess you could call all of these my favorite movies, but i wouldn't want to be over-exposed to any of them. in this house if you like a movie you're supposed to watch it at least 3 times a week, more if possible, and also tape and worship "the making of" specials on tv. goddamn i hate it here.

ok, the list:

Edward Scissorhands (I LOVE YOU EDWARD!!!!!...my favorite movie EVER)
The Neverending Story (only the first one...the second is ok but the first is the best)
Labyrinth (because i'm an 80's child...)
Donnie Darko
The Land Before Time (my childhood friends apparently hate this movie, but i loved dinosaurs)
Sleepy Hollow
The Dark Crystal (again, me being an 80's child...i wanna chill with the Mystics)
Fight Club
American History X
Spiderman, X-Men, Blade 1 & 2, Spawn...i don't think i care to see Daredevil, as Affleck blows bigtime, but i kind of want to see the new X-Men movie
Se7en
Requiem for a Dream may or may not be the best/freakiest movie ever made
Harold and Maude, despite the old lady sex, is awesome, and where my puppy got her name from
The Graduate
Muppet's Treasure Island (its FUNNY)
that TV movie Merlin that came out a couple years ago...we have it on tape, its cool
Pi...that movie kicks ass
any Winnie-The-Pooh movie, cept the Tigger Movie cuz Tigger's a fucking faggot
The Jungle Book, Hercules...i think i remember the Hunchback of Notre Dame being ok
Half Baked, one of the only genuinely funny comedies
Clash of the Titans (i ought to see that again sometime, its been a while)
Return to Oz...you know, the one with Little Fairuza Balk
The Nightmare Before Christmas
The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys...i'd see that again. that was a cool movie.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, even tho i didn't really get it
Ocean's Eleven...not one of my favorites but it was pretty fucking cool, plus it had George Clooney, Matt Damon AND Brad Pitt in it...bonus :D
The Matrix...one of the only movies i CAN watch over and over...i like action movies
ummm...The Talented Mr. Ripley was cool, but i don't think i'd watch it again
The Crow...HAHAHA NOT. The Crow sucks big time. its fucking pathetic.
The Craft...once again, NOT. its a really bad movie. sure its fun to watch someone who looks just like me for an hour or two, but its a pretty sucky film.
YELLOW SUBMARINE!!! YEAH!!! and Help is awesome too...those are the only Beatles movies i've seen
The Doors movie was kickass
Whats Eating Gilbert Grape
Can't Hardly Wait...omg i should get my mom to rent that, that movie cracks me up every time i see it...10 Things I Hate About You isn't bad either
Otis & Milo...come on, you remember it, the movie about the orange cat and the pug dog who become best friends and the Milo gets lost and Otis has to go find him and bring him home...its adorable
The Bear...i saw this when i was little on the Disney Channel, it was cool, about a baby bear who's mom gets killed so this other bear starts taking care of it...not animated, just bears
ok, i could actually stand to watch Titanic a couple more times, admit it, despite its lengthyness, the acting was decent and all the work they went to was admirable...its not a bad film
ummmmmmmm i think thats about it...if i remember more that i liked i'll put them on here, and if there are any i should see just tell me (but don't tell me to see A Clockwork Orange, i saw it and personally...i didn't like it very much. i totally got it and everything, some of it was pretty cool, but for the most part i thought it was dull).

lalala...well now i'm back to being bored. great. awesome. ter-fuckin-rific.

hey, if anyone reading this dislikes SUVs for any reason, i've printed out a bunch of anti-SUV labels to slap onto some over vacation, so if anyone's bored enough to go hang out in parking lots and brand those disgusting oversized monstrosities with labels stating their true nature, let me know cuz i'd really like some company.
hell, if you want to hang out anytime doing ANYTHING (cept for clubbing baby seals or poaching elephants for their tusks, etc) IM me or email me or (when they're working again) leave me a little note in the comments box...i'm so bored.