so, i've decided that going into the cooking industry would be the most efficient and easiest way for me to make money and be able to afford the hideously expensive cost of living in a Portland apartment (seriously, if ANYONE knows of any cheap places or of anyone who might know somewhere, PLEASE let me know). my boss, June, told me that USM has a course you can take thru the mail that certifies you for supervising positions where you make more than the cook and you do easy crap like designing menus and scheduling. plus my mom said she'd be willing to pay for me to attend that vegetarian cooking retreat in Canada, thats in September i think, that would look great on a resume. plus theres lots of neato restaurants in Portland so it wouldn't be too hard to find work. i guess that means i should get my ass in gear on that cooking school stuff....i decided to make the dogs carrot spice muffins in case anyone cares, also tomorrow i think i'll be making super deadly choco cookies (the recipe you gave me, Katey) with dried cherries in em....then i guess i'll add that to my official files, that'll be an illustrated cookbook....la la la i'm babbling, i'm floaty. ;) anywho back to stuff.

things look shitty outside. i thought this was spring....its almost May and i don't see no fuckin leaves, trees. in other news, House of 1000 Corpses is a kickass movie, go see it. seriously, the only horror movie i've ever seen that i actually liked. if i had the capacity to be scared by a mere movie, i would've been, cuz Rob Zombie is very very very good at what he does. i can't wait till the DVD comes out so i can see what he had to cut out, it must've been pretty sick, mostly necrophilia and cannibalism from what i hear....wait, that sounds bad, ok, i don't want to see it because i'm a necro or want to eat people (the latter was a stupid fucking rumor started in my gym class sophomore year), but the gorey scenes were so well done that i want to see what else there is.
i guess i'm off to take a shower, hope everyone's vacation has been kickass.

AHAHAHAHA....

DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA HOW LONG MY ENTRY WAS BEFORE MY COMPUTER DECIDED TO CRASC EXPLORER FOR LIKE THE FIFTH TIME TONIGHT????

honestly, i tried switching browsers even, but Opera was being really slow and wouldn't load things right or let me log into blogger, and i don't ever ever touch Netscape because its fucking stupid.