a couple general observations about porn:

guys ruin a porn. they say the most ridiculous things, and just look silly. as soon as a real penis pops into a scene, its all over. and worse, many porn directors feel its a good idea to make their male characters foreign so not only are the words coming from their mouths very unsexy, they are also in a dorky accent.
speaking of penises (and this is an opinion others have expressed to me), what is the point of sucking on a strap-on/dildo/anything else phallic that is not actually a penis? the plastic/cucumber/etc. isn't gonna feel it, and unless the chick's sex organs are in her mouth, i don't see what its doing for her either.
and why is there anal in lesbian porn? i thought that was something guys were more into, i mean whats going to be te motivation for one girl to anally fist another, specific fetishes aside....
and i don't really have to mention this, but OH GOD THE MUSIC. wtf???? i really dont have anything else to say except that sometimes its necessary to mute or drown out the music in a porn so as not to burst out laughing. it couldn't be worse if they used circus music. i'm sure there are porns with real circus music, but those most likely involve clown sex. :(

DISCUSS.

you know what i really hate....chicks who wear low jeans so tight that their bottom halves look about 5 sizes smaller than their tops, thus forcing their fat guts to ooze out all along the tops of their jeans...even girls who are pretty thin do this and it makes them look fat, not thinner....yuckies.